Lupit 'Ever!
It's the unmighty mouse versus the very sticky trap.
Mid-morning of the day before yesterday I saw a mouse desperately wanting to get out of a very sticky situation. The mouse was caught in a trap(if i'd say "mouse" trap, then you would then say "Duh!") I thought to myself ... what could the mouse be thinking and feeling right at that instant? Finding itself in a very hopeless situation. Seeing its life flash right before his or her eyes. Each scene would be like a panoramic still shot of the tasty cheese he/she ate, the glee scavenging of the garbage bins, the hasty food getaways, the spy-like movements over to a very tasty left over, the heart-pounding cat cat chases.. (what a life!). Suddenly, life would be measured down into that, a photo album of memories.
"Poor mouse", I said to myself. But then, I remembered an incident involving a mouse, me, a garbage can and my boss.(Scary scene!) What happened was as I was to throw my overflowing garbage bin to the main garbage bin(this is where all the garbage bins from every cubicle go), right in front of my boss' table, the stupid mouse jumped right out of my garbage bin and ran straight to his table. The boss gave a a stinging look. I just smiled and practically ran to throw the garbage. Lupit 'Ever!
And that's that!
Lupit 'Ever!
5 comments:
try this...
with the mouse in the sticky trap, appose the ends of the sticky trap so as to make a mouse sandwhich. then with all your strength pull the mouse trap and watch the entrails fly!
very good for extracting revenge on mice
grabe gio!
entrails galore... murag doom3! bwekeke
speaking of mice, I have one now in my garbage bin. Very very young, it tried to crawl down the garbage bin, and never realized how it's going to get out of it.
You know what he did?!
He suffocated himself to death in a plastic bag. Did I forget to mention that we drown it first with ethel alcohol? hehehe =)
tsk tsk tsk.
you should have deep fried him while you were drowning him.
deep fried mousey very crispy
kinsa nga boss? si sir fred? mr. wada? or si joseph?
Each scene would be like a panoramic still shot of the tasty cheese he/she ate, the glee scavenging of the garbage bins.... and the clothes na iyang gi kitkit!!! that mouse deserved the sticky trap! hehehe! luoy sad!
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